We know it for its earthy, woody taste, but there is more to this hybrid strain than it puts out. For starters, it’s rumoured that it got the ‘crack’ name from none other than Snoop Dog, the cannabis connoisseur. But most importantly, God’s Green Crack provides a balanced high that might just give you a peek into heaven.
But why is there so much hype around this strain? Well, apart from its obviously cool name, this Indica-dominant cannabis strain has a lot to offer. Read on as we evaluate everything about this strain; from how it makes you feel, to how to grow it yourself.
Despite being a hybrid, God’s Green Crack has a typical Indica bud structure, with small, clustered buds. Its leaves are pale green to yellow but might be streaked with purple if the plant is exposed to cold temperatures during the growing process.
The colourful flowers are littered with rust-coloured pistils and milky-white trichomes on the buds that give them a sticky, textured, and glistening appearance.
The most distinguishing feature of God’s Green Crack is its unmistakable pungent odour that comes with an earthy undertone and a blend of grape. And lucky for users, the good smell carries over to its taste. The herbal undertone enhances its flavour, making it taste more exotic.
When cured properly, the flowers give out a bright citrus scent with the unmistakable mellow undertones of earthiness and wood. The smoke is pretty smooth and leaves a reminiscence of mango at the back of the tongue and a tang at top of the palate. On the exhale, it tastes a bit hashy and spicy. This is probably due to its Afghani linage.
God’s Green Crack is a cross between strains known as “Green Crush” and “God Bud.” Also known as “Mango Crack” for its fruity flavors, Green Crush is considered a potent sativa marijuana strain. It’s popular among consumers for daytime use for its tendency to boost energy. Meanwhile, God Bud is an indica marijuana strain. Originating from Canada, the strain is known for its calming effects, which kick in instantaneously. God Bud also has a dominantly earthy flavor.
Crossing Green Crush and God Bud has resulted in a strain that provides both head and body effects. This provides a more balanced high, so consumers can kick back, relax, and enjoy their improved mood.
Despite its dominant Indica physical characteristics, God’s Green Crack has a strong, buzzy Sativa high. It has an average THC content of about 16%, so you’re guaranteed to get pretty high on it.
God’s Green Crack provides users with an energy boost that soon manifests as a cerebral mindset. This makes it especially suitable as a wake and bake strain. Its potency can make mundane tasks such as mowing the lawn and washing the dishes seem more interesting.
And that’s not all. It also increases your level of focus tremendously. It can help you zero down on a creative project or draw attention to the nuances in a movie or piece of music.
You might be curious about what it’s like to enter heaven. Since you can’t get there just yet, the best you can do right now is to feel heavenly. And that’s just what God’s Green Crack does; it makes you feel as if you’re in heaven. Let’s break it down for you.
Although it comes from the God Bud (Indica cannabis strain), God’s Green Crack gives you a gentle mental high, while remaining potent. This means that you can generally go about your business while you’re high on this strain. But if you overdo it, it might put you on your back.
After just a few minutes of smoking the strain, its effects start creeping into your brain. Suddenly, all the negative feelings start to fade away, and in their place, a sense of happiness takes over. This feeling continues to intensify; so much so that it not only makes you feel happier, but also gives you an energy boost. The high might initially manifest as a slight tingly feeling in the back of your head.
As it was intended by its breeder, God’s Green Crack balances out a cerebral high, with a physical body high that ends up making you feel relaxed for hours.
God’s Green Crack is pretty easy to grow. You don’t have to be an expert to try it out. It flourishes well both indoors and outdoors since it only requires a stable source of sunlight and consistent temperatures ranging between 72 and 80 degrees Fahrenheit. For the best results, it is advisable that you grow it indoors where you can control growth conditions.
The plants reach an average height of 3 to 4 feet and have strong lateral branches. When growing this strain, you should practice toping. This involves trimming the broad leaves at the top of the plant to allow the lower branches to get enough sunlight.
God’s Green Crack flowers relatively quickly, reaching maturity after about 7 to 8 weeks when grown indoors. It takes slightly longer when grown outdoors. The yields are average, to say the least, but are pretty solid. You can expect to harvest between 41 and 46 grams per square foot with this strain. After harvesting, the buds should be cured properly for a more flavorful, potent end product.
Curing God’s Green Crack typically involves hanging the buds upside down for proper drying. This should be done in a room that has a consistent temperature, around 70 degrees Fahrenheit and 50% humidity. After drying your buds for about a week, store them in wide-mouthed jars and make sure these jars are sealed. Place the jars in a room with 60% to 65% humidity and a consistent temperature of 70 degrees Fahrenheit.
The Bottom Line
It has God in its name, so you know it’s got to be awesome. God’s Green Crack has amazed many cannabis connoisseurs with its catchy name, excellent flavours, and mind-blowing effects.
If you’ve never had this strain before, then you’re missing out on a lot. Grab an ounce at your favourite cannabis dispensary, or better yet, get some seeds and grow it yourself.